Sunday, July 24

Christmas in July

10 comments:

Brittany said...

TEARS! Absolute tears from laughing so hard. I'm so sorry I'm finding this so hilarious but it IS so very funny.

OF COURSE it happened to you. I am not surprised one bit. I'm only sorry I didn't realize it last night or I'd have tried to help you even more. I DID get most of the braids in for you...

I think you did fabulously, especially with Frank and friends and your sore vag issues. I hope you feel better soon.

Tanya said...

Oh Charlie...a true Charlie-tale if I ever heard one! Oh my...I don't mean to laugh at your um...misfortune? but that was too funny. Hey, if you put vicks down there to shrink Frank, I wonder if it shrinks the girls when you rub it on your chest? Perhaps I'll try Prep H on one side and Vicks on the other and see what happens! ;-)

Jennifer Kay said...

Whoh girl, tough week!!! I have my own little Frank who has been hanging around since I had Ryan four years ago - - will he EVER go away!?!?

Ugh.

KCLAnderson (Karen) said...

Oh dear...

So I have an even better home remedy for Frank and his friends and it really works: Aveda Rosemary Mint Shampoo (and you can buy it in those little travel-size bottles). A little dab (in the shower) will do ya and if some of it migrates it won't be nearly as bad as the Vicks. A teeny bit tingly, but not bad at all. Trust me. I know.

MizFit said...

O
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you are hilarious.

Jessica said...

"It was like having Christmas in my vagina."

Amy said...

I have never EVER laughed that hard from a blog post. OMG. I'm dying!

Amy @ A Little Nosh

MrsFatass said...

Mine is Roy. Sounds like Frank was thrombosed. For the record, from my visits to the ER dealing with matters in this regard, hot hot hot hot shallow baths can help a thrombosed hemmie become UN thrombosed. If that is indeed what it was. Sitz baths are my savior.

Vicks vapo rub in the heat. Whoa.

When I did my post about this, Karen suggested Aveda Rosemary Mint shampoo. Might not be as tough on the lady parts next time.

Poor thing.

Untypically Jia said...

Okay seriously, once you mentioned the Vicks I thought to myself, "That's totally gonna end up in her vagina somehow..."

I think my knowledge of this makes us soul mates.

Angela Pea said...

Don't know how I missed this in my reader, but I found it now and Oh Lord! I'm laughing so hard that office mates think I'm [more] crazy.

I can TOTALLY relate...ask me about the time the BenGay got mixed up with the KY in the dark...

 
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