There is nothing funny to share today.
I haven’t peed my pants. I’m not having intestinal disasters with broccoli. I’m not terrorizing our town with gas or “that time of the month” accidents. I haven’t gained 4 pounds from binging on forbidden fruit, and I haven’t lost that magical 4 or 5 pounds either.
Nope. It’s been pretty calm around here.
Which is a nice change.
I don’t know how long it will last, but what I do know is that while the winds of change are calm, I’m going to enjoy the cool breeze. It’s wonderful that life isn’t blowing up the back of my skirt, like usual.
I don’t expect anyone to comment on this post, because there’s nothing to comment on. I am utterly and completely out of words today. And I am totally ok with that. I think it’s awfully egotistical of me to think that I have all the answers all the time. Some days, it’s just fine for me to feel- for lack of a better term- silenced in the heart and mouth.
Today is a good day for reflection.
And that’s exactly what I am going to do. And I promise that if something happens to shake things up, I’ll keep ya posted.
Till then….. I’ll give you a funny calorie chart I found online to make you giggle!
Type of Exercise and Calories Burned
Passing the buck
25
Hitting the nail on the head
50
Swallowing your pride
50
Bending over backwards
75
Beating around the bush
75
Jumping to conclusions
100
Dragging your heels
125
Pulling out the stops
150
Climbing the walls
150
Jumping on the bandwagon
175
Eating crow
200
Pushing your luck
220
Putting your foot in your mouth
250
Pulling your foot out of your mouth
275
Throwing your weight around (depending on your weight, of course)
50 - 300
Making mountains out of molehills
400
Picking up the pieces
500
Stella Virgin
1 year ago
6 comments:
And I thought I was keeping the weight off due to exercise! Oh well. Thought I'd let you know that in Sweden this week the floor collapsed in a slimming club due to the combined weight of all the slimmers! LOL
That's dog-gone funny! (I mean I hope no one got hurt!)
Funny story.. So when my husband and I were in college (he is a big hunter) he and his buddies went duck hunting one day and came back with a few ducks (so they said). They decided to cook them for supper that night (grilled duck breast wrapped in bacon is really not that bad). However, they ran out of gas for their grill. So, they decided to bake it (yuck). When it was ready, they handed me a piece and told me it was "black duck." So I tried it (it was gross) and later they informed me it was actually CROW! So I have burned my 200 calories from eating crow! NEVER eat anything someone tells you is black duck.
^^^ That funny and gross!
"...silenced in the heart and mouth."
Don't forget your butt, too! LOL
I have LOTS of days like that. Then I have days when I think of 4-5 blog posts. If only I could write them down. Yes, that's what a sensible girl would do. But no one has ever accused me of that.
Enjoy the calm (and hope there's not a storm on the way)!
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