There is nothing funny to share today.
I haven’t peed my pants. I’m not having intestinal disasters with broccoli. I’m not terrorizing our town with gas or “that time of the month” accidents. I haven’t gained 4 pounds from binging on forbidden fruit, and I haven’t lost that magical 4 or 5 pounds either.
Nope. It’s been pretty calm around here.
Which is a nice change.
I don’t know how long it will last, but what I do know is that while the winds of change are calm, I’m going to enjoy the cool breeze. It’s wonderful that life isn’t blowing up the back of my skirt, like usual.
I don’t expect anyone to comment on this post, because there’s nothing to comment on. I am utterly and completely out of words today. And I am totally ok with that. I think it’s awfully egotistical of me to think that I have all the answers all the time. Some days, it’s just fine for me to feel- for lack of a better term- silenced in the heart and mouth.
Today is a good day for reflection.
And that’s exactly what I am going to do. And I promise that if something happens to shake things up, I’ll keep ya posted.
Till then….. I’ll give you a funny calorie chart I found online to make you giggle!
Type of Exercise and Calories Burned
Passing the buck
Hitting the nail on the head
Swallowing your pride
Bending over backwards
Beating around the bush
Jumping to conclusions
Dragging your heels
Pulling out the stops
Climbing the walls
Jumping on the bandwagon
Pushing your luck
Putting your foot in your mouth
Pulling your foot out of your mouth
Throwing your weight around (depending on your weight, of course)
50 - 300
Making mountains out of molehills
Picking up the pieces
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